By: Bureaucratis, Lord of the Red Tape
Are you tired of being lost in a sea of paperwork and pointless meetings? Do you struggle to get anything done in the face of endless forms and committees? Look no further! Our expert advice will guide you through the treacherous landscape of red tape, and help you emerge victorious.
Step 1: The Seven Deadly Sins of Bureaucracy - A primer on the most common mistakes that will lead you to certain doom in the land of red tape.
Step 2: How to Fake It Until You Make It - A step-by-step guide to pretending you're doing something while actually doing nothing, all in the name of appearances.
Step 3: The Fine Art of Form Filling - Learn the subtle art of filling out forms with the minimum amount of effort and maximum amount of flair.