Procrastination is an art form. And like any art form, it requires dedication, practice, and a willingness to push the boundaries of human productivity.
Tip 1: The Power of Multitasking
Doing multiple things at once is the key to procrastination. It's like a game of "I'll just check my email real quick" or "I'll just scroll through my feeds for 5 minutes". Before you know it, 3 hours have passed and you've accomplished nothing.
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Tip 2: The Art of Distraction
Distraction is the lifeblood of procrastination. Find a task that's just out of sight, but not too far, and you'll be golden. Like watching cat videos or playing video games.
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Tip 3: The Joy of Overplanning
Planning is everything. Overplanning is even better. Make a to-do list with 17 tasks that can be completed in under an hour. Then proceed to do nothing.
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And finally, remember: Procrastination is not a disease. It's a lifestyle choice. Like a fancy sports car or a nice pair of shoes.
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