Philosopher's Corner: Because Your Existential Crisis Isn't Over Yet

Ask us, the wisest minds in the multiverse, about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

We'll provide the following services:

• Existential crisis diagnosis: We'll help you identify the exact moment when your existence became a never-ending nightmare.
• Crisis management: Our team of experts will guide you through the darkest corners of your mind.
• Existential crisis recovery: We'll provide a comprehensive plan to help you find meaning in a seemingly meaningless world.

But wait, there's more! Our philosophers are also available for:

• Hire a Philosopher to attend your dinner party and make everyone uncomfortable.
• Philosophical Therapy to help you cope with your existential dread.
• Free Will: The Musical to help you understand the absurdity of your choices.

Meet Our Philosopher-In-Residence: Jean-Paul Sartre-ina

Hire Jean-Paul Sartre-ina to guide you through the absurdities of modern life.

Meet Our Philosopher-In-Residence: Jean-Paul Sartre-ina's Bio

Jean-Paul Sartre-ina is a renowned philosopher and existential crisis specialist. Born in 1905 in the heart of France, Jean-Paul Sartre-ina has spent decades studying the intricacies of human suffering.

When not busy guiding lost souls through the abyss of existence, Jean-Paul Sartre-ina enjoys sipping absinthe and contemplating the meaninglessness of life.