Philosophical Therapy

Welcome, fellow existentially-crisis-ridden individuals! Are you tired of simply existing in a meaningless void, with no purpose or direction? Do you yearn for answers that lie beyond the confines of mortal understanding?

Quantum Mechanics for the Despairing

Learn to harness the power of quantum uncertainty to fuel your existential dread!

Our expert instructors will guide you through the fundamentals of wave functions, superposition, and the Heisenberg Principle.

By the end of the course, you'll be able to apply quantum mechanics to your daily life, ensuring that you're never really sure what's happening, and that's a beautiful thing!

Philosophical THERAPY for the SOUL

Unshackle your mind with the soothing sounds of our philosophical therapists, who will guide you through the existential waters of absurdity and despair.

Our THERAPY sessions will cover the fundamentals of:

• Existentialism for Beginners (but not too beginners)
• The meaninglessness of life (and the importance of a good existential crisis)
• Nietzsche's "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" for the modern era
• The art of making the most of your meaningless existence

We'll provide you with a safe space to explore the depths of your own despair, and help you find meaning in the void.

Don't wait any longer, book your THERAPY session today!