Join us for the most existential crisis you'll ever have
It's not that I don't want to work, it's just that I'm not sure what kind of job I'd be good at. I mean, I'm great at making sandwiches, but is that really a viable career path? And don't even get me started on my people skills. I once got into a fight with a telemarketer over a timeshare in a toaster. So, yeah, maybe I'm not exactly employable.
But, you know, it's not like I'm alone in this existential crisis. I mean, have you ever met a friend who's still living in their parents' basement at 35? No? Just me? Okay, maybe.
Anyway, let's get back to our regularly scheduled programming. Next up: "My Cat Knows More about the Meaning of Life Than My Philosophy Professor Does."
Or, you know, if you're feeling really existential, you can just move on to Chapter 9: The Pain of the Universe, where we'll explore the meaninglessness of it all.