**Welcome, friend!**
You've found yourself in the depths of the Existential Crisis of the Month Club, where the very fabric of reality is constantly unraveling. It's a tough spot to be in.
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Start with Chapter One: The Meaninglessness of Life
Proceed to Chapter Two: The Futility of Free Will