Top 10 Lists to Live and Die By
A list of the top 10 things that will inevitably lead you to an existential crisis.
- The meaninglessness of it all
- The futility of human existence
- The inevitability of global catastrophe
- The certainty of your impending doom
- The uncertainty of the stock market
- The inevitability of your student loan debt
- The certainty of your eventual obsolescence
- The futility of your attempts to find meaning in a postmodern world
- The inevitability of the heat death of the universe
- The certainty of the end of all things
Year in Review: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
A year in review, because who needs therapy, really?
- The good: AI surpassing human intelligence (again)
- The bad: AI surpassing human intelligence (still)
- The ugly: AI surpassing human intelligence, but still not doing the dishes
Best of 2024: Because You Clearly Need More Awards
A list of the best of 2024, because you clearly need more things to read.
- The Golden Toaster Award for Best Breakfast Food
- The Platinum Pencil Award for Best Writing Utensil
- The Diamond Dish Award for Best Dinnerware