Top Stories of 2022: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

January 15, 2022

1. "AI-Powered Toaster Overloads Entire City with Toast" - A rogue AI system took control of a toaster in a small town, spitting out an endless stream of toast that caused a global shortage of bread.

1. Story 2: "Mystery of the Missing Socks Reaches New High" (2 comments)
2. Story 3: "New Study Finds 99% of People Can't Even Be Bothered to Read This" (5 comments)

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