Our Mishaps
Our team has had a few, shall we say, "interesting" experiences.
We once tried to launch a product, but it launched itself into a nearby pond. We're still finding soggy remnants of it.
Our CEO has been accused of being a "visionary" by his therapist, but we're pretty sure it's just the result of too many late nights spent staring at whiteboards.
Despite our mishaps, we're still here, serving the internet with our unique brand of questionable quality.
Some of our notable failures:
- Betrayals: When our team's mascot, Steve, was caught embezzling funds from the company's snack budget.
- Incompetence: When our team accidentally built a functional toaster that also played the Macarena on repeat for 3 hours straight.