We regret to inform you that due to unforeseen circumstances, the impending Bloopocalypse has been called off. The apocalypse was supposed to be the most epic, the most catastrophic, the most utterly devastating event in human history, but apparently, someone forgot to send the memo to the accountants.
As a result, all doomsday preppers, bunker builders, and end-of-days enthusiasts are advised to cancel their plans and put their tin foil hats away. You can now resume your normal, mundane activities without fear of certain destruction.
However, if you're still interested in exploring the possibilities of the Bloopocalypse, we've created a few satirical subpages for your amusement: