It was 5 years ago. We know, we know, it sounds like yesterday. But trust us, it was a real thing. Our team of expert Bloopologists (yes, that's a real thing) had to cancel it due to "unforeseen Bloopian consequences."
You see, the Bloopocalypse was supposed to be a celebration of all things Bloop, but our team realized that it was actually just going to make the world a worse place. I mean, think about it: a giant ball of colorful, squishy, potentially sentient goo spreading across the landscape, engulfing everything in its path? Yeah, that's not exactly the most reassuring thing.
But don't worry! We still have some of the original Bloopocalypse merchandise for sale in our online store, located at /BrilliantBloopers/Store.
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