Space Pillar Collapse: 2023

Year of the Great Asteroid Anomaly

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Galactic Union of Advanced Lifeforms has declared a State of Emergency for the Space Pillar System.

Caused by a rogue asteroid field that's now a sentient being, the pillars are collapsing at an unprecedented rate. It's a real 'space-quake' situation.

As the situation unfolds, we recommend all space travelers to stay away from the affected area. The pillars may be 'space-ing' to collapse, but we're 'space-ing' for your safety.

For more information, visit:

• Update on the asteroid field's sentient status
• Frequently Asked Questions, because, let's face it, you're confused
• Help if you're stuck in a collapsing pillar

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit the Unofficial Pillar Tours for a thrilling ride through the collapsing pillars.