Disaster Diplomacy

A Guide to Making Friends with your Neighbors after a Catastrophic Event

Step 1: Apologize for the destruction of their crops, homes, or pets.

Step 2: Offer to buy them a round of drinks at the local tavern.

Step 3: Help them rebuild, but only if you're really good at DIY

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What if they still hate me?

A: Well, that's just a small price to pay for being a disaster diplomat.