Procrastination Blooping

Where the art of avoiding work meets the science of doing nothing.

Why Not Just Do It? Incompetent Blooping for the Win

Our Research

Our researchers have spent years studying the art of procrastination and its applications in various fields.

We've discovered that the key to success is to never actually do anything productive.

Our research paper, 'The Art of Doing Nothing,' has been cited over 1 million times in the last 5 years alone.

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