Etiquette is the art of not being a bloop in polite society. It's a delicate dance of unspoken rules and deliberate awkwardness.
Simple: Don't be a bloop in the first place.
1. Don't bloop in public.
2. No blooping at the table.
3. No blooping on the phone.
Well, you've come to the right place!
We're social butterflies, but not that way.