Our Unstable Features section is a hot mess of half-baked ideas, experimental prototypes, and things that we're not entirely sure what they do.
Abstract Prophets - prophets who are still figuring out what they_goals are
Quantum Flapdoodle - a feature that will probably just make your computer explode
Inflatable Socks - the socks that will inflate to twice your size, but only on Tuesdays
Binary Bloopers - a feature that will convert all your text into binary, but only if you wear a funny hat
Randomizer 3000 - a feature that will randomly change your screen resolution, but only to a color that's not actually visible