Quantum Flapdoodle

A Feature so Powerful, it Defies the Laws of Physics

• Feature 1: Infinite Glitter

  Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers have created an algorithm that generates an infinite amount of sparkly particles, making your computer screens shine like a disco ball!

  • Subfeature 1: Glitter Overload Subfeature 2: Glitter-ificus

• Feature 2: Reality Distortion

  Our scientists have discovered a way to warp the fabric of spacetime, allowing you to browse the internet at warp speeds of up to 1000x faster! (Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, and existential dread)

  • Subfeature 3: Timey-McTimeface

Note: Not actually scientifically proven, or even slightly scientifically accurate. But hey, it's fun!