Top of the Heap - 2023's Most Likely To Be Wrong

Featured Bloopers: Best Prophets of the Year

1. The Chosen One, the prophet who predicted that pineapple pizza was the answer to world peace.
Still waiting for world peace...

2. Prophet of Doom, who foresaw the apocalypse in 2022, but forgot to schedule a sequel.
Still waiting for the second coming...

3. Prophet of Nothing, who declared the meaning of life is actually just a bunch of meaningless static noise.
Still searching for meaning...

4. Prophet of Bleeps, who saw the future of AI as a never-ending loop of cat videos.
Still watching cat videos...