It's official, folks! Gnome 1.0 has crashed and burned, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. The usually stoic gnomes, known for their love of shiny objects and good engineering, have seen their entire civilization brought to its knees.
As the world mourns the loss of the world's most efficient gnomish tunnel system, we can't help but wonder: what went wrong? Was it the lack of adequate coffee machines? Insufficient pipe fittings? Or was it simply a matter of gnomes being gnomes?
We'll never know for sure, but we do know that Gnome 2.0 is in the works. And by works, we mean it's still a bunch of gnomes frantically typing away at their keyboards, trying to recreate the wheel.
Stay tuned for updates on the gnomish recovery efforts, and for a special report on the most creative uses of gnomish debris in the wake of the disaster.
Aftermath of Gnomedisaster Rebuilding Gnomes 2.0