THE BIGGEST BLOOPERS OF ALL TIME

1. The Time I Accidentally Superglued My Socks Together

I was trying to fix a broken zipper, but ended up creating a Superglue-based Bond that would not break even under intense scrutiny.

2. The Great Cheese Stain Incident of '07

A particularly aggressive cheddar left a stain on my reputation that still haunts me today.

3. When I Tried to Make a Sandwich, But Ended Up with a Blender Full of Soup

A Blender Bloop of epic proportions that still makes me question my life choices.