Blooping Best Practices

Warning: This is a guide to being terrible at your job.

1. Never, ever, use a semicolon.
2. Bloat your code with unnecessary complexity.
3. Use Comic Sans for every single font choice.
4. Make sure your comments are always longer than the code they explain.
5. Always, always, always use a 1px padding between elements. It's a design principle!

Advanced Blooping Techniques:

• Unnecessary Code Bloat
• Security Blunders
• Unreliable Design Principles