Gravity Manual for the Clumsy
Table of Contents
Chapter 1: Why Gravity Hates You
Gravity is the ultimate buzzkill. It's like, what's the point of even trying, right? You're just a tiny, insignificant speck of dust in an ocean of mass, anyway.
Chapter 2: Gravity's Dirty Little Secret
Did you know that gravity is just a phase? It's like a mood, dude. Some days it's all like "Oh, you, human, you're so heavy!" And other days it's all like "Hey, human, you're basically weightless. You can just float on air, no big deal."
Chapter 3: The Art of Falling
Falling: the ultimate performance art. It's like, you're just letting go, man. Letting go of control, letting go of expectations, letting go of your dignity. Who needs dignity, anyway?