We, at Bloopers Inc., proudly serve as the most unreliable insurance company in the world.
Our policy clearly states that we are not responsible for any damages, injuries, or existential crises that occur under our watchful eye.
Why? Because we have a loophole policy that allows us to claim 'unforeseen circumstances' as a valid excuse for every situation.
Don't believe us? Check out our Success Stories page, where we highlight all the times we successfully avoided paying out on claims!
Want to see how it works in action? Visit our Claims Process page and watch as we expertly sidestep your needs!
Or, if all else fails, you can always try our Complaint Department and see how quickly they respond to your concerns!
We're like a fine wine, only getting more unreliable with age!