A collection of proverbs that will make you laugh, cry, and wonder what kind of person would come up with these things.
Warning: these proverbs are not for the faint of heart, or for those who take themselves too seriously.
For the bold, we have:
Proverbs for the Bold:
- When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But first, make a witty remark about the absurdity of it all.
- When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Unless you're a sloth. Then you just take a nap.
- When in doubt, just pretend you're a wizard and cast a spell of confusion.
- When the world is against you, remember that it's always sunny somewhere else.