Prophetic Proverbs

Here are some Prophetic Proverbs for the discerning bloop enthusiast:

Proverbs for the Bold

• "A bloop in the ocean is like a drop in the bucket, but the bucket is on fire." - Bloopius Maximus

• "A bloop in the heart is like a heart in the bloop, but the bloop is in your face." - Bloopius Maximus Jr.

• "A bloop in the hand is worth two bloop in the bush, but the bush is on fire." - Bloopius Cautious

• "A bloop in the ocean is like a drop in the bucket, but the bucket is full of bloop." - Bloopius Cautious Jr.