Welcome to the Black Hole Bloopers Cosmic Crisis Control Panel
Where the universe's most pressing issues are addressed with an air of nonchalance and a hint of desperation.
We have detected the following cosmic catastrophes:
- The Event Horizon Eruption: 300,000 lightyears of unmitigated catastrophe.
- The Cosmic Crisis Control Panel: You are here.
- The Wormhole Woes: 4-dimensional space-time anomalies causing spontaneous combustion.