Gravity's gentle touch has left Mercury in a bit of a pickle. Our intrepid team of Bloopers has been dispatched to the scene to investigate.
The once proud and majestic planet has been reduced to a mere marble, a cosmic bowling ball in the grip of an unseen force.
We're talking 3,000,000 km/h, folks! That's like trying to roll a bowling ball uphill on a treadmill.
But fear not, for our team of experts is on the case! We've got the latest in gravity-defying technology and a healthy dose of sarcasm to get the job done.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
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