Welcome to the realm where the fundamental laws of physics are mere suggestions.
Here, the fabric of reality is woven from threads of confusion and randomness.
Where the probability of a functioning elevator is 50/50, and the chance of a working toilet is 1 in 10 million.
Don't try to make sense of it, just roll with it.
Or better yet, try to make it make sense, but good luck with that.
Either way, it's gonna break, so enjoy the ride.