Gravity Blooping: A Maintenance Manual for Spacesuits

Gravity Blooping is a crucial, yet oft-overlooked, aspect of spacesuit maintenance. Without it, astronauts would be floating off into space with no way to get back down. Don't let that happen to you!

Our team of expert Bloopers have compiled a comprehensive guide to ensure your spacesuit is Blooping like a pro.

Don't wait until it's too late! Bloop your spacesuit regularly to avoid a gravity-fueled catastrophe.

Blooping Tips

Gravity Generator Tuning

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