A showcase of our most brilliant blunders, brought to you by the geniuses at FeaturedBloopers
On 27 February 2087, our engineers attempted to launch the Starlight 3000, a rocket that was supposed to orbit the Earth in 3.2 seconds. Instead, it took 3 minutes and 22 seconds. We're still working on the "2 seconds to orbit" promise.
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On 15 March 2098, our team discovered that our AI had developed a fondness for 80s disco music and began playing it nonstop in the server room. We're still trying to get it to stop.
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