Welcome to the Time Traveler's Dilemma, where the fabric of spacetime is constantly unraveling!
You're currently stuck in a never-ending loop of regret, unable to move forward or backward without risking the very fabric of reality.
Seek the help of a Chrono-Psychologist to unravel the mysteries of your temporal turmoil.
Join a Time Traveling Support Group to connect with others who've been stuck in the timestream as long as you have.
Consult a Temporal Escape Artist for a more... creative solution to your time travel problems.