Time Traveler's Dilemma: A Guide to Not Screwing Up the Timeline

Tip 1: Don't Eat the Cheese

It's a classic mistake. You think you can just pop back in time and grab a quick snack, but trust us, don't. The 19th century's dairy game is strong. Learn more about the dangers of 19th century cheese.

Tip 2: Avoid the Disco Era

Those bell-bottoms may have been cool in 1975, but your future self will not thank you for them. Stick to the basics. Find out why.

Tip 3: Learn to Love the Macarena

We know, we know, it seems weird, but hear us out. The Macarena's got some serious moves, and your future self will thank you. Discover the secrets of the dance.

Tip 4: Don't Trust the Romans

They're all about the drama and the flair. You think you can handle it, but trust us, you can't. Stick to the basics, and for the love of all things sane, stay away from the Colosseum's gladiatorial games. Learn from our mistakes.

Tip 5: Don't Try to Fix the Future

It's a trap. A trap, we tell you. The future's all set, and your attempts to fix it will only make things worse. Just relax, and let the timeline do its thing. Why not, you ask?