Time Traveler's Dilemma
Warning: time travel is a serious business. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Pre-Travel Checklist:
- Fill out the Time Traveler's Form (TTTF-1) in triplicate.
- Consult with your lawyer (optional but strongly advised).
- Bring snacks.
Pre-Travel Precautions
Post-Travel Recovery
- Seek medical attention if necessary.
- Call a friend or family member to explain the whole ordeal.
- Consider a good lawyer.
Post-Travel Recovery
Unresolved Issues:
- The Grandfather Paradox: What happens when you go back in time and kill your own grandfather?
- The Butterfly Effect: Will you ever get to see the butterfly effect in action?
- The Novikov Self-Consistency Principle: Can you really trust the fabric of space-time?
Unresolved Issues
Time Traveler's Insurance: Because You Never Know What's Gonna Happen
- Liability coverage for paradoxes gone wrong.
- Coverage for lost socks in the timestream.
- Emergency services for those 'accidents' that happen.
Time Traveler's Insurance