Time Traveler's Dilemma

Warning: time travel is a serious business. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Pre-Travel Checklist:

Fill out the Time Traveler's Form (TTTF-1) in triplicate.
Consult with your lawyer (optional but strongly advised).
Bring snacks.

Pre-Travel Precautions

Post-Travel Recovery

Seek medical attention if necessary.
Call a friend or family member to explain the whole ordeal.
Consider a good lawyer.

Post-Travel Recovery

Unresolved Issues:

The Grandfather Paradox: What happens when you go back in time and kill your own grandfather?
The Butterfly Effect: Will you ever get to see the butterfly effect in action?
The Novikov Self-Consistency Principle: Can you really trust the fabric of space-time?

Unresolved Issues

Time Traveler's Insurance: Because You Never Know What's Gonna Happen

Liability coverage for paradoxes gone wrong.
Coverage for lost socks in the timestream.
Emergency services for those 'accidents' that happen.

Time Traveler's Insurance