Theoretical Background
Feature 1.1: The Quantum Flapdoodle is a revolutionary new technology that combines the principles of quantum mechanics and chaos theory to create a new kind of... well, we're still working on that.
Using the principles of wave-particle duality, the Quantum Flapdoodle can exist in multiple places at once, making it the perfect solution for meetings with your in-laws. "I'm here, I'm not here, I'm everywhere, and I'm also on my way to the kitchen to get another beer."
However, our initial testing has been plagued by issues with unstable feature drift and random dimensionality collapse. We're working on it.