Precautions: The Uncontrollable Blooping

Warning: The following are extreme blooping precautions. Proceed with caution.

• 1. Do not stare into the abyss of the Blooping Vortex. It will consume you.
• 2. Avoid sudden movements near the Blooping Sinkhole. It will suck you in.
• 3. Do not engage in conversations with the Blooping Oracle. It will drive you mad.

Additional information can be found on:

Extreme Bloopers: The Blooping Sinkhole Blooping Vortex: The Uncontrollable Edition The Blooping Oracle: A Guide to Sanity