Brilliant Bloopers In Blooping We Trust is a community of expert bloopers, bleeps, and blooplets. We're here to answer all the questions you never thought to ask.
A bloop is a unit of measurement for the amount of chaos caused by our actions. It's like the bloop-ometer in the sky.
See also: What is a bloop? for more info.
To become a certified brilliant blooper, simply fill out our 47-page application and send it to us with a check for $100.00. If you don't have the application, don't worry! Just send us a picture of your cat and we'll send you a free one.
See also: Get Certified for more info.
No, no, no. We're not a time-traveling organization. We just like to say that we're not. But if you really want to know, ask our friend, Chuck, who claims to have seen us in ancient Egypt. He's always been a bit of a looper.
See also: Time Travel Paranoia for more on this topic.
Of course you can! Our gift baskets come complete with a lifetime supply of bloopers-themed items, including bloopers-scented candles, bloopers-flavored snacks, and bloopers-print socks. Just don't try to use the socks for blooping. They're not designed for blooping.
See also: Bloop Gift Baskets for more info.
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