Our insurance policies are designed to cover you against all sorts of bloopers, including but not limited to:
Spontaneous Combustion - If you suddenly burst into flames, we've got you covered.
Unforeseen Sock Sockering - We'll replace all missing socks, no questions asked.
Accidental Inflation of the Eyeballs - Medical bills will be paid, no need to worry.
And don't worry about the fine print, we've got a team of lawyers who'll make it sound like we're not actually saying that.
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