Welcome, land-lover! Are you tired of the same old beach activities? Do you yearn for a place where the only waves you'll catch are those of despair and desperation?
Our sea of troubles awaits! Don't worry, you'll probably get lost, but hey, at least the views are... um...
Oh, and don't forget to pack your sense of humor, your sense of adventure, and a spare set of socks (you never know when you'll need to make a quick exit)!
For when things get really, really bad