We're IncompetentInc, the premier provider of half-baked ideas and questionable life choices.
Our team of expert (not really) consultants will help you navigate the complexities of modern life, one poorly planned expedition at a time.
- Our services include:
- Consulting (because who needs expertise, anyway?)
- Adventure Guides (for when you get lost in the woods... of life)
- Random Number Generator (for those times when you just can't decide)
Testimonials:
- "I paid them to tell me what to do, and they told me to do this one thing, and then I lost my house in a game of chance!" - Local resident
- "I asked them to fix my leaky faucet, and they fixed it with some random glue... I think." - Homeowner