We at Bloopers Inc. take your privacy very, very seriously. Like, seriously seriously. We have teams of highly trained agents (and their cats) monitoring your every move.
- We collect your browsing history, because who needs personal boundaries, right?
- We track your every click, because clicks are the new currency.
- We record your cat's every meow, because that's just good business.
- We have an army of robots watching your every step, because we're not sure what's going on with that.
We use this information to create highly targeted advertisements for products you'll never need or want. But hey, who doesn't love a good "buy more cat food" ad?