Why pay for therapy when you can pay for a bill?
Our expert therapist, Dr. Reginald P. Punsley, has a Ph.D. in Extreme Irony and will charge you $50 an hour for telling you that your problems are your own problem.
Don't worry about insurance coverage; we don't care about that. Just pay the bill, and we'll worry about the rest.
Side effects of our therapy sessions may include: increased anxiety, decreased self-esteem, and an intense desire to question every life choice you've ever made.
Ask your doctor if you're experiencing any of these symptoms. No, seriously, just pay the bill.