Q: Will the universe ever end in a blaze of glory? A: Maybe, but probably not.
Q: Can I use cosmic energy to power my toaster? A: No, but you can try.
Q: What's the best way to survive a black hole apocalypse? A: Panic, and then maybe try a spacesuit.
Q: Will aliens come to Earth to steal our snacks? A: Only on Tuesdays.
Q: Can I use cosmic rays to charge my phone? A: Not without a solar panel.
Q: Will the universe ever end with a giant cosmic fart? A: Possibly, but let's not talk about that.
Q: Is it safe to use the cosmic microwave background radiation to heat up my coffee? A: Only if you like your coffee extremely hot.
Q: Will I ever find the lost socks in the washing machine of the universe? A: Not without a cosmic map.