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Here's a list of books that every Bloopers should read:
A classic tale of a flamingo who becomes a hero in a world where the only thing more abundant than sand is disappointment.
A collection of essays on the finer points of Blooping etiquette, including how to properly use your Blooping spoon and when to wear a Blooping tie.
A step-by-step guide to becoming a Blooping expert, even if you're a complete dud.
Remember, these books are only recommended for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.