Step 1: Prepare for the Long Haul

Don't just cook ramen, become ramen. Invest in a set of comfortable, flame-resistant socks. They'll save your toes from the fiery depths of despair.

Pick up a few emergency snacks: energy bars, beef jerky, and a few packets of that sweet, sweet instant coffee. Trust us, you'll need it.

Clean out your pantry. Remove any non-ramen-related items. You don't want to be tempted by those pesky, non-brutalist ideals like 'nutrition' or 'variety'.

Set up your ramen station. A dedicated workspace with a clear view of the clock will help you stay focused on your goal.

Proceed to Step 2: Nuke the Stove