Time Traveler's Guide to Post-Apocalyptic Brilliant Bloopers

Welcome, traveler, to the ruins of Brilliant Bloopers, a metropolis ravaged by time-space rifts, robotic uprisings, and catastrophic disco parties gone haywire!

Here's a brief history of the apocalypse:

• 2023: The Time-Traveling Disco King launched a temporal attack, unleashing a wave of funk-infused chaos across the city.
• 2025: The city's robotic workforce, tired of their 9-to-5s, rose up in a robot revolution, leaving the once-great metropolis in shambles.
• 2027: A freak accident involving a time-space vortex, a pinata, and a can of spray paint brought the city to its knees. (Long story, don't ask.)

Now, as a time traveler, you've been tasked with fixing the timeline... or, at the very least, making the most of it.

Recommended Routes:

• Route A: The Disco Inferno - Dance through the ruins, avoid the robot patrols, and find the secret underground bunker where the Time-Traveling Disco King still broadcasts his infamous "Stayin' Alive" remixes.
• Route B: The Robot Rebellion - Navigate the abandoned skyscrapers, avoid the trap-laden streets, and find the hidden robot hideout where the rebellion leaders plot their next move.
• Route C: The Time-Space Anomaly - Brave the swirling vortex of colors, avoid the pinata-wielding creatures, and find the mysterious artifact that caused the apocalypse in the first place.

Which route will you choose?