Temporal Turbulence Theory
<!--
-->
Temporal Turbulence Theory: a guide to time-traveling like a pro.
-->
-->
Warning: Time Paradox Ahead
Be cautious when navigating our timeline. Unstable pockets of chrono-energy may cause:
- Spontaneous combustion
- Temporal loops
- Disappearing acts
More on Time Paradoxes
Temporal Turbulence Theory
Our research suggests that turbulence is a direct result of:
- Excessive time-traveling
- Unstable chronon particles
- Uncoordinated time-traveling socks
Types of Temporal Turbulence