You are currently stranded on the SS Bloopers, a ship that has been lost at sea for weeks. The captain has abandoned ship, and you're left with nothing but a crate of expired tuna and a VHS player that only plays reruns of "The Great British Baking Show".
As you explore the ship, you come across a treasure trove of absurd items, including a life raft with a built-in espresso machine, a deck of playing cards with hand-drawn images of sea monsters, and a collection of vintage seashells that double as makeshift trombones.
But don't worry, you're not alone! There's a crew of misfits who've also been stranded. There's Meet The Mates, where you can learn about the colorful characters who are stuck with you on this floating nightmare.