Regretting The Donut

By Kierkegaard and Soren

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of the donut, and Soren was in it. The Sartrean existential crisis was real, and so were the calories.

Soren: "It's not just a donut, it's a symbol of the futility of existence!" Kierkegaard: "I know, I've eaten 12 and I'm still not sure what it means."

The existential crisis was so real, we needed a bigger font size just to make the words appear.