PVGAD: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

By applying the principles of PVGAD, you can achieve unparalleled levels of productivity... NOT!

PVGAD stands for "Procrastination Via Glorious Absence of Direction." It's a revolutionary approach to getting nothing done in style.

Submethods of PVGAD include:

• Daydreaming Techniques: The Art of Staring Out the Window
• Extreme Organizing: Creating a To-Do List for the To-Be-Dones
• Video Game Induced Stasis: The Art of Leveling Up Your Procrastination