Carrier Pigeons: The Ultimate Mode of Transportation
Carrier Pigeons Are Not Taxicabs, we repeat. While they may look similar, our feathered friends are not subject to the same regulations as their ground-based counterparts. In fact, our carriers are more like the Uber of the sky, minus the waiting, the traffic, and the existential dread of wondering if you'll ever reach your destination.
We've got a FAQ for the clueless that answers all your burning questions. And if you're still confused, don't worry, we'll tax you with more questions until you get it.
ประกBut seriously, folks, our pigeons are here to help. They're fast, they're efficient, and they're not afraid of a little flight attendant drama.